I thought I could get around this whole not talking about pregnancy but then I devoted three paragraphs to whining about finding maternity clothes, and how every place surrounds them with outer circles of toddler and baby clothes which just makes my future budget start crying and sucks all the fun out of clothing shopping. Don’t worry, guys, I edited those paragraphs which can be summed up with look! Floral leggings! Or, more accurately, look! An outfit full of components I would have worn regardless of the state of my uterus!